Captain Morgan 1671 Commemorative Blend
Type: Rhum Industrial Better than regular Captain Morgan ( yes, damn faint praise) but costs considerably more.
May have some real flavors to it but for the most part seems like overwhelming chemical flavorings rather than natural ingredients.
Better than regular Captain Morgan ( yes, damn faint praise) but costs considerably more.
Foul, fake testing vodka that smells like a mens urinal and that’s being kind.
Not as regrettable as their other flavors but still undrinkable. At least it did not trigger gagging and nausea unlike some of their other flavors.
Imitation whip cream and grain alcohol in one bottle. Doesn’t get much lower than this.
Preferred by the bums living under the bridge over Vitalis but not by much.
Looks remarkably like the stuff you wash your windshield with but more cloying taste.
If you liked cherry cough medicine as a child you can graduate to this.
Unutterably foul, probably could be used for water boarding in a third world dictatorship.
There are several brands of air freshener, floor waxes, and beauty products I would recommend before this stuff.
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