A nicely done and delicious Canadian Whisky.
Smoky as Hell, Strong as Death, Delicious as Love
Waterproof, dirtproof, snowproof, slim, durable. Need I say more?
A weapons grade must have pizza and baking device. A must have for anyone who is serious about their pizza among many other things you can cook on this.
Just in case your new friend decides to keep you around for longer than you want…