Pucker Lemonade Lust Lemonade Flavored Vodka

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Proof: 70 (35%)
Price: $17.00 - 750 ML
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Foul, fake testing vodka that smells like a mens urinal and that’s being kind.

NotesPucker Lemonade Lust Vodka is produced by Jim Beam along with several chemical analogs such as  cherry, sour apple, grape, raspberry and orange.

Appearance: Suspiciously viscous thick body to it, clear, no sediment whatsoever. On swirling, it leaves a thin but tenacious clear coat on the inside of the glass, then suddenly turns into droplets.

First Impression: Lemon of course – but like the kind like you find in a air freshener or a cleaning product from a spray can or bottle. On further whiffs you pick up a very plaster ester bouquet and scents that smell more like stale urine and those wax cakes they put in mens urinals than lemon.

Taste: Plastic lemons with floor wax, I imagine floor cleaning products tasting like this (or possibly better). Second sip caused me to gag and cough violently.   Sweet and viscous it clings to the tongue  and the aromatic elements rise like ether vaporizing to inundate your sense of smell. Nasty plastic aftertaste and citric acid sour taste lingers like the stink of a of decomposition.

Drinks: Sorority hazing springs to mind as the only use for this.

Cigars: Only to try to numb and vanquish the foul taste this leaves in your mouth

Bottle: Tall cylindrical bottle like so many other vodkas these days- easily lost in the forest of vodkas at your local store. Bright yellow cap more reminiscent of a spray paint can than a bottle of spirits

Final Thoughts: Much the same thoughts as I had for their Pucker Cherry Flavored Vodka. I also think that using the term lemonade flavored rather than lemon is a questionable turn of phrase, lemonade ? who are you trying to get to drink this ? hmmm….

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Seems suspiciously targeted to encourage over the top behavior and consumption for youth  – no time to hold back? playful and sassy? not to mention the line “plenty of time to tone it down when you are older” you mean like when you are old enough to legally drink? or just when you are old enough to drink something that doesn’t taste like a fake candy ?

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